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January 22 2015

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dalmonite:

"These are my children."

"They look nothing li—"

"LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE."

A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since we all, at some point, are both male and female in the uterus, before the dominant gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male is actually the same. And once the dominate gene takes over for a male, the clit actually develops into a penis, so technically, when a girl says: suck my dick… I guess it’s kinda politically correct…

brassholes:

Actually female is the default genetic setting so penises are just giant grotesque clitorises.

mooooonbear:

image

kcc0:

That’s also why guys have nipples. 

awkwaben:

sherlock—kun:

wow i actually didn’t know that

tittlywinkss:

Lol when I took gender studies in high school our teacher told us this and every guy in the room looked terrified

hippodude:

Basic mammalian biology.

justcallmeshayne:

I thought this was common knowledge? O.o well, passing it on to educate others :)

ASAPscience made a video about how we all begin life as females.
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stigmartyr762:

Are we witnessing a Food Bender?

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sweetpeachytea:

apparently February 14th will be a full moon. Celebrate with your lover by turning into a werewolf on your date and devouring them. 100% romantic i am an expert.

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demacho:

The mindfuck moment when you can split a cube into thirds

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fayanora:

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apiarys:

#[chanting] prequel prequel preQUEL PREQUEL PREQUEL

So Capt Jack got his ‘Pirate’ brand for liberating slaves. Yes I want this story told.

This is why his soul is worth 100 souls. Because he saved 100 slaves. The Black Pearl has its name for a reason. It’s a slave running ship.

Actually, that’s not quite correct. The reason the Black Pearl has it’s name is because it burnt down. The original name of the ship carrying slaves was called the Wicked Wench. Jack Sparrow captained this ship during the time he worked with the East India Trading Co. After refusing to haul slaves, he was arrested and personally branded with a P by Lord Cutler Beckett. Then, as punishment, was chained to his own ship while it was lit aflame and left to die. However, as he was dying, he made a pact with Davy Jones to bring both himself and his ship back for thirteen years in exchange for 100 souls. In doing this, Davy Jones made it the fastest and most dangerous ship in existence (besides the Dutchman, of course). So the reason the Pearl is black is not because it carried slaves, but because Jack Sparrow gave his life to save them.

And because it was still black from being burned.

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yoheezy:

frantzfandom:

awisemanoncesaidnothing:

Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race

are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals

are you telling me the fastest man in the world has the fastest slowest animal

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January 16 2015

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youngqueenofmirkwood:

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kaylizle:

okellyjaneo:

This looks like the worlds most unhappy wedding.

 

I felt like I needed this back on my dash,

If I ever stop reblogging this joke, you can just assume I’m dead. 

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